Short back and sides

I had my hair cut today.

And couldn't resist adding another post with the same title as the last.

Yes, these are the depths of tedium to which I've sunk.

Delivery Ninjas

The delivery ninjas are out in force today.

No one knows where they come from. No one knows when they will arrive. But come they will. With stealth and guile and patience. When you least expect it. When you've popped down to the shops or gone out in the garden. And faster than light, they will knock on your door and let loose their weapon - "We called. You were out". Anguish, heartache, rage. What did they bring? Why wasn't I in?

Yes, they have beaten me once. But they have vouched to return. And I shall be ready for them. Their speed, no match for my intellect, their patience, no match for my determination. And I shall relieve them of their booty and shall call it my own.

So come, Ninjas, come. Fear me, for I am wise in your ways and I shall empty your vans of their treasure.